Traditional Nepalese Hash

...there lives a race of super intelligent beings who we know as the Nirvana. They live as pure spirits now in a place beneath the Himalayas, in the most secure place on earth, Shambula, or Shangri-La. 

To protect their sanctuary, they created a race of guardians who wear uniforms of white (artificial) fur and helmets decorated like scary monsters. They are known as Yeti to the people of Nepal, who once in a while stumble across each other at the highest and most remote regions of the mountains.

The Shambula spirits watched the naked monkeys attain intelligence and something they call civilization, but were very concerned that they were lacking true enlightenment. As they share the same planet, it was deemed necessary to help the monkeys become wiser (though against their nature) and offered them the gift of Shambula. They decided to share with the occasional pilgrim seeking knowledge and wisdom from the mountains, an aid to the path of enlightenment known as Hashish or the “monkey elixir of awareness.” 

They scattered small samples of their Hashish along the trails where those seeking enlightenment might find them. The pilgrims who did, quickly learned how to use it and became the first Temple Masters of Nepal, dispensing wisdom and enlightenment with the help of Yeti Scat Trail Hashish.

Soon, the Temple Masters learned how to make Hashish in the style of the ones left behind by the Yeti. To this day, pilgrims seek in the cold, clean and dry mountain air, exceptional hashish made in the tradition of Yeti Scat Trails.